Elvis!

You're wearing the tshirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

I'm schleeping!

Shut up. I'm schleeping (and wheezing away)

Managing the business

Sometimes I get really tired helping mom work. Managing the talent isn't easy.

I'm a swinger!

No, not that type of swinger and get your head out of the gutter.

Daddy got a new iPhone

Daddy got a new iPhone and I'm the guinnea pig for the new video app. When I'm old the iPhone will be like the commodore 64

The crawl

Screw this. Can someone get my stroller?

Big Pimpin'

Dress your baby in satin and fur.
Flava Flav wishes he had a binky like mine.

Heads up!

Houston, we have liftoff

Oh say, can you OC?

Even though I was clearly meant to live in such a tony zip, today is my last day in Newport
Unless, of course, one of the families on Balboa would like to adopt a delightful baby and her guard dog
We'll even do dishes--especially if you own that French Provincial chateau on the corner of Avocado street

Heading into trouble

Lifting my head is the first step toward crawling
Then you'll really be in trouble

Getting my mental game together with my coach

Keeping my eyes on the prize

Victory!

Hanging by the pool

The cabana boys at this resort are very attentive

Beachcomber Cafe

Dinner and Drinks at the beachcomber cafe
http://www.thebeachcombercafe.com/
Where they salute the martini flag each night at sunset

Goodbye Sunshine

Once again, I passed out after one bottle and soiled myself

Sleeping

Doing it well requires dedication and complete surrender to the cause

Roadtrip

Long car rides bore me to tears