Merry Christmas

If you don't like what you got, blame Chester.  Despite what appearances might imply, I, for one, am not an elf.

What is so funny?

What you lookin at mister!

Just keeping it real while mommy is gone

Chillin

I'm schleeping!

Sometimes I just pass out with the bottle in my mouth

Still not smiling

Never

You can't make me smile

Seriously

Elvis!

You're wearing the tshirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

I'm schleeping!

Shut up. I'm schleeping (and wheezing away)

Managing the business

Sometimes I get really tired helping mom work. Managing the talent isn't easy.

I'm a swinger!

No, not that type of swinger and get your head out of the gutter.

Daddy got a new iPhone

Daddy got a new iPhone and I'm the guinnea pig for the new video app. When I'm old the iPhone will be like the commodore 64

The crawl

Screw this. Can someone get my stroller?

Big Pimpin'

Dress your baby in satin and fur.
Flava Flav wishes he had a binky like mine.

Heads up!

Houston, we have liftoff

Oh say, can you OC?

Even though I was clearly meant to live in such a tony zip, today is my last day in Newport
Unless, of course, one of the families on Balboa would like to adopt a delightful baby and her guard dog
We'll even do dishes--especially if you own that French Provincial chateau on the corner of Avocado street

Heading into trouble

Lifting my head is the first step toward crawling
Then you'll really be in trouble

Getting my mental game together with my coach

Keeping my eyes on the prize

Victory!

Hanging by the pool

The cabana boys at this resort are very attentive

Beachcomber Cafe

Dinner and Drinks at the beachcomber cafe
http://www.thebeachcombercafe.com/
Where they salute the martini flag each night at sunset

Goodbye Sunshine

Once again, I passed out after one bottle and soiled myself

Sleeping

Doing it well requires dedication and complete surrender to the cause

Roadtrip

Long car rides bore me to tears

Joyriding

With grandmere Kate

Blue-eyed girl

The binky and the dress make my eyes just pop
Really, the pictures don't do me justice

It can be hard work looking this good

Fortunately, it comes naturally to me....

Day 1

Palm Desert Day 1: Spending some QT with dad

Vacation...all I ever wanted...

After two long weeks of existing, I'm ready for some R&R.
Palm Desert, here we come.

Stroller of shame

I passed out five minutes into "Baby's First Keg Party."
And I soiled myself.
Next time I'll keep the pregame to one bottle.

Kickin' back on a Thursday night

Dad loves me so much he let me hold the remote control
But just long enough to take the picture

Because that's just how I roll

Snug as a bug....

In my new stroller bundle me sleeping bag.

Thank you Great-grandma Bunny!!

Dinner at Perry's

Meeting the G'parents

My grandparents came all the way from Washington DC to meet me.

We are going to spend a fabulous five days together.


I can't wait to hit the Tahoe scene in my new snowsuit. Thank you Mrs. Sullivan!!

Sashimi me

First ever sushi night.
With Aunt Michelle and Uncle Ben.
I know you like my outfit.
They gave it to me and they have impeccable taste.