Send me toys

Even though I'm still not sure what they're for, they are beautiful to look at.  And a little bit scary.

Merry Christmas

If you don't like what you got, blame Chester.  Despite what appearances might imply, I, for one, am not an elf.

What is so funny?

What you lookin at mister!

Just keeping it real while mommy is gone

Chillin

I'm schleeping!

Sometimes I just pass out with the bottle in my mouth

Still not smiling

Never

You can't make me smile

Seriously